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Disturbed Beltway Sources Report Congress Eerily Cooperative Today

“Today began just like any other legislative day, with the normal morning proceedings and opening speeches, but then, out of nowhere, lawmakers suddenly began talking to each other and listening to what their colleagues had to say,” said visibly shaken House staffer Scott Harrington, who called the collegial atmosphere that has settled over Washington ”disconcerting.” 

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theonion:

Disturbed Beltway Sources Report Congress Eerily Cooperative Today

“Today began just like any other legislative day, with the normal morning proceedings and opening speeches, but then, out of nowhere, lawmakers suddenly began talking to each other and listening to what their colleagues had to say,” said visibly shaken House staffer Scott Harrington, who called the collegial atmosphere that has settled over Washington ”disconcerting.”

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    Kinda sad that that this is satire.. >.
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    WHAT!!!!! #noway
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    perfect political humor recipe: 1 part funny, 2 parts depressing
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    Holy shit.
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